strongorcbutch:

strongorcbutch:

Butch culture is flirting via cooking. 

Look I’m just saying that if I say something like “Hey, what kind of foods do you like? You should totally come over and I can make something for you.”, it means I like you in a lesbian fashion.

retroowl8:

No one will know the violence it took to become this gentle.

danisontnonfire:

How often do it be like that

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youandmeforevermore:

i didn’t know how much i needed andy samberg and seth meyers poking fun at john mulaneys speech pattern but now i don’t know how i lived without it (x)

wreckedvibez:

“You’re dressed like a boy”

Okay how bout you hop off my dick.

yikes-im-gay:

cute messages while I’m asleep are literally the key to my heart

stability:

once I find my serotonin it’s over for you bitches

entropychronicles:

500daysofeffyou:

SpongeBob, where’s my order?

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Did you look under the tray?

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Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.

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my favorite part is, there’s two equally enjoyable and in character ways to look at this, he either

  1. humored the suggestion sarcastically to express to spongebob how stupid it was
  2. humored the suggestion seriously and hates himself for it

sirjefetheboss:

digoxin-purpurea:

apply for jobs you’re not qualified for! audit upper-level classes! get drunk with your TAs! see that poster advertising that lecture series? go there take notes and ask questions! thank the presenter for talking about this topic you love! if the class is full before you register, email the professor and ask if they can squeeze you in! RAISE YOUR HAND! tell the disability accomodation office to do their goddamn job! ask for help! file complaints! go to class in your pajamas and destroy the reading! you got this! you KNOW you got this! be arrogant enough to learn EVERYTHING! take your meds! punch a velociraptor in the dick! fear is useless and temporary! glory is forever! shed your skin and erupt angel wings! help out! spread your sun!

i had a really good morning! you deserve a really good morning! kill anyone who says you don’t and build a throne from their bones!

Oddly inspiring

underhuntressmoon:

pvrisbrian:

if ur gonna date me u gotta be comfortable with a lot of casual silence bc i just never fucking talk

I swing wildly between never shutting the hell up and turning into a stump

soothingsuggestion:

you’ll find someone and they’ll do all the little things with you that you’ve always dreamed of